Barry the answer?

Derrick Hall已經否認任何簽下FA的可能性

自從有可能簽下Bonds的消息傳出後，在外國鄉民間可說是掀起一陣波瀾
純就戰力考量，簽下Bonds顯然是很好的選擇
但這幾年來Bonds因為霉體的惡意抹黑，名聲已經是蕩然無存
(不像養雞那幾個禁藥肥仔一樣，有條紋衣護身)
而Arizona又是非常保守的地方
(其實是傲嬌XD 明明就一堆路上搶劫還有高中生未婚生子，保守個屁)
這種爭議性球員的影響對響尾蛇而言可能會比一般球隊還來的大

就我而言，當然是趕快簽下Bonds是最好的了
反正Hillenbrand都有過了，再糟也遭不過沉船
而且Bonds還可以教一下年輕人打擊技巧(拼勁交給Byrnes就好了)
禁藥問題?? Arizona人最傲嬌的了
到時戰績起來還不是又乖乖進場看球了?
不要忘了Arizona英雄Luis Gonzalez和Matt Williams也是禁藥起家的(Jay Bell多少也有)

重點是，這篇"今日最佳酸文"
By Vlad7520 Jul-10 @ 1:42 PM

The Mariners just released Richie Sexon. Sign him and then we'll have 4 of the
5 players with the most strikeouts in the league. That's probably never been
done before. Heck, with some hard work and BoMel's magic someday soon we could
have all 5!


或是這樣也不錯!?

Let's get Barry Bonds at LF, Sammy Sosa at CF, Jose Canceco at RF,
Mark "I don't want to talk about the past" McGuire at 1st,
Roger " I did not have sexual relations with that woman" Clemens at pitcher,
Andy "I'm sorry I got cought" Petit(生氣到拼錯@@) at pitcher,
Jason "I don't know why I'm sorry" Giambi,